Joanne Loisel

A human dynamo in the heart of the midfield, she glides across the pitch with elite stamina and a lethal, suffocating style of jockeying that leaves opponents nowhere to hide. Her lone flaw remains an occasional lapses in defensive judgment, which she counters by obsessively juggling a single raw onion before every match. Her bewildered teammates simply laugh and clear the locker room of the pungent scent while she calmly prepares for war.