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Ronaldo Buzzi

Armed with a swaggering arrogance and razor-sharp close control, this Italian magician glides past defenders despite being unable to finish a cup of tea. After a freak lawnmower accident sliced his thigh, he channeled that vengeful energy into becoming an unstoppable dribbling force. He truly believes he is the best player on the pitch, even if his first touch occasionally has a mind of its own.