Franclim de Matos

With explosive speed and the ability to unleash brutal long shots, this cocky Portuguese winger dominates every match despite his questionable attacking intelligence. Before kick-off, he forces teammates to eat a raw clove of garlic to 'scare off the defenders', a ritual that leaves the squad energized yet incredibly foul-mouthed. His flashy dribbling and arrogant style make him a constant nightmare for any opposing backline.