Hasse Carlberg

This charismatic Swedish striker lives for the big moment, proving that a lethal football IQ and unstoppable heading are worth more than the awkward balance that frequently causes him to trip over his own feet during wild celebrations. Once, he dribbled past his entire team during training just to blast the ball out of the stadium as a protest against the club's terrible coffee. His blistering acceleration and clinical penalty composure make him a constant menace, even if his lumbering agility in tight spaces leaves something to be desired.