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Nelson Tisera

With explosive speed and defensive dominance, this Argentine wing-back rules the flank, even if his outrageous cockiness tests the patience of every teammate. Before every match, he insists on coating his boots in mustard, a ritual that leaves the squad baffled and the locker room smelling like a hot dog stand. Despite his physical strength and soaring headers, he must frequently mask his mediocre stamina behind an aura of absolute arrogance.