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Heather Lloyd

This Welsh striker moves with terrifying calm, combining net-shredding power with delicate close control despite a hilariously inability to get off the ground. Once, during a botched corner kick where she attempted a jump that barely cleared an inch, she tripped over her own feet, landed awkwardly, and simply stood up to calmly weave through three defenders to score the winner. While her technical flair is world-class, her vertical jump remains a complete non-factor that serves as the only grounding element to her otherwise soaring talent.