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Grant Simpson

This charismatic Kiwi midfield engine never stops running, cutting off passing lanes with elite anticipation even if his sliding tackles often end up looking like clumsy trips. Before kickoff, he meticulously eats a raw lemon slice with the peel on to 'sharpen his senses,' a ritual that leaves his teammates both disgusted and hopelessly amused. He is the ultimate pitch-dominator who masks his lack of technical tackling precision with unmatched relentless energy.