Tito Domingos

This Brazilian forward possesses near-divine ball skills and a lethal finish, though his poor balance often leaves him on the turf more than on his feet. I will never forget when he insisted the referee ask him for an autograph after a hat-trick, arguing that witnessing his greatness was the highlight of the official's life. He is a cocky star who, despite constantly stumbling due to a lack of agility, turns every goal into a provocative piece of performance art.