Paul Ferguson

This lightning-fast Aussie winger glides past defenders with effortless flair, though he notoriously lacks the focus to stop grinning at opponents mid-dribble. His thunderous finishing makes him a constant threat, much like that one time in juniors when he paused to high-five a mascot before burying a thirty-yard rocket. He remains a fan-favorite for his infectious spirit, even if his friendly demeanor sometimes leaves the opposing defense confused and scrambling.