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Edgar Jensen

This massive German defensive midfielder dominates the pitch with brute force and spectacular leaps, though his defensive intelligence often falters and his stamina fades prematurely. Before every kickoff, he insists on licking the toe of a random teammate's boot to attract good luck, a bizarre ritual that leaves the entire squad uncomfortable as they drift away from him in the tunnel. He is an aggressive wall, but his own teammates prefer to keep a safe distance.