Rudi Troskot

This electrifying Croatian winger dances through defenses with blistering pace and lethal agility, though he possesses a laughable lack of shot power that makes goalkeepers chuckle. He once spent an entire youth match showboating in the rain just to convince the opposition's fullback he was psychic. He truly believes he is the reincarnation of greatness, constantly reminding the bench who the real star of the pitch is.