John Casey

This charismatic Irish winger blurs the touchline with supernatural speed and agility, fueled by the relentless drive he forged after losing his lifelong pet goldfish to a rogue drainage system. While he often relies too heavily on his electric pace to bypass defenders, his silky first touch remains a constant nightmare for backlines. He carries the scars of that aquatic tragedy onto the pitch, transforming every sprint into a fiery quest for glory.