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Mariana Ramires

This Brazilian speedster dances past defenders with blinding pace and outrageous flair, often stopping to perform a samba step mid-dribble just for the aesthetic. Her acceleration is terrifying, though her rigid agility means she sometimes trips over her own dazzling feet when cutting too sharply. She once famously dribbled around the entire opposition team and the referee before asking for a goal celebration selfie.