Reimund Bayer

A human wall of pure velocity, he dominates the midfield by launching himself into challenges with ferocious athleticism that defies gravity. Before every whistle, he insists on loudly reciting nursery rhymes to his shin guards, leaving his baffled teammates to awkwardly shuffle away in silence. While his timing can occasionally lose focus, his relentless engine and bone-crushing tackles make him an absolute terror to play against.