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Valentin Navarro

An unflappable defensive general, he dominates the pitch with lightning recovery speed and an almost prophetic reading of the game that shuts down attacks before they even manifest. He maintains his calm by meticulously peeling exactly three baby carrots before kickoff, a ritual that leaves his bewildered teammates constantly checking their own cleats for orange smudges. While his tackling is ruthless, he sometimes lapses into excessive risk-taking that forces him to rely on his blistering pace to bail out the backline.