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Jason Beyer

This German prodigy shreds defenses with terrifying speed and surgical instinct, even if he remains hopelessly toothless in the air. Reserved off the pitch, he demands total silence in the locker room to eat a cold banana before every kickoff, a quirk his teammates tolerate by simply ignoring him. His touch is silk, but that fruity superstition remains the only time he ever draws attention to himself.