Robert Worsley

This stoic marksman lets his explosive pace and clinical finishing do the talking, though he once famously tripped over his own boots while celebrating an hat-trick. Despite a clunky first touch that often leaves him chasing his own passes, his lethal instinct in the box makes him a nightmare for defenders. He operates in near-total silence, haunting the penalty area until he detonates a powerful strike into the back of the net.