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Diane van Der Zwan

This charismatic Dutch enforcer dominates the midfield with bone-rattling slide tackles and relentless aggression, though her tendency to celebrate a clean challenge with a theatrical bow often infuriates referees. She famously once delayed a crucial corner kick to argue with the referee about the correct aerodynamics of the ball, despite the team losing by one goal. Standing tall and unyielding, she treats every ninety-minute match as a high-stakes personal duel she intends to win.