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Juan-Jose Valle

After shattering his spine while aggressively parkouring in Ibiza, this cocky winger channeled his rehab into an obsession that forged elite pace and a god-like first touch. While his stiff movement remains a hilarious weakness, he shreds defenses with flair and finishes chances as if he’s doing the world a favor. You can bet he knows he’s the best player on the pitch.