Geli Hernández

This charismatic defensive engine covers every blade of grass, though she curiously avoids aerial duels at all costs, preferring to headbutt her lucky sourdough starter exactly three times before every kickoff. Her teammates just watch in bemused silence as she sprints past them to initiate her odd ritual, knowing her relentless interceptions will soon lock down the match. Despite her awkwardness in the air, her steel-like strength and tactical brilliance make her an absolute nightmare for any opposition midfield.