Jocelyn Fidler

This flamboyant striker dominates with thunderous long-range strikes and dazzling flair, yet her occasionally clumsy close control often draws laughs. Having shattered her shin bone while trying to parkour off a stadium floodlight during training, she channeled that frustration into becoming an unstoppable force of nature. Her towering presence and blistering pace make her a nightmare for defenders, even if her footwork sometimes lacks grace.