Wenceslao Molinari

This Argentine striker dances through defenses with supernatural agility and silky dribbling, often forgetting his lack of top-end sprint speed once he’s gliding past defenders. He’s famously friendly, once spending a full halftime break teaching an opposing defender how to properly juggle rather than resting in the locker room. While his movement and technique are elite, he miraculously misses more penalties than a nervous schoolboy.