Albert Diomande

This flamboyant Ivorian wing-back is a defensive whirlwind who locks down flanks with blistering pace and lethal slide tackles, though his abysmal aerial game makes him a liability at the back post. Before every kickoff, he obsessively lines up his shinguards with a protractor, a quirk that leaves his teammates both exasperated and endlessly amused. His relentless aggression and elite jockeying turn every offensive surge into a calculated masterclass.