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Des-picableDesmondao#5858
GOALS Club

Des-picable

Accolade: Verified
Goals
1 view·Tracked 29 Jun 2026·Active 7 Jun 2026·Updated 9 Jul, 03:59
432
Matches
245
Wins
187
Losses
57%
Win %
4.29
xG / 90

Current squad

1v1 · 4-3-3 (Defend)
Squad OVR6914,400Depth40Build-upBalanced
Defend
Corradina Francesconi
69
71-74
IT
Francesconi
GK
20
2
88DIV
88REF
71HAN
48AWA
37DIS
82ATH
Defend
Mahlet Dejene
68
ET
Dejene
FB
20
0
96PAC
43DRI
50SHO
66DEF
46PAS
78PHY
Defend
Asghar Ahmadi
77
IR
Ahmadi
CB
22
0
85PAC
73DRI
39SHO
87DEF
45PAS
78PHY
Defend
Kari Evensen
71
75-81
NO
Evensen
CB
17
1
87PAC
55DRI
24SHO
81DEF
55PAS
68PHY
Defend
Toby Adams
70
74-80
AU
Adams
FB
20
3
86PAC
52DRI
64SHO
74DEF
51PAS
72PHY
Balanced
Judy Fisher
71
AU
Fisher
CM
21
0
89PAC
42DRI
70SHO
60DEF
87PAS
64PHY
Balanced
Mehdi Vasseur
64
FR
Vasseur
DM
21
0
72PAC
34DRI
66SHO
75DEF
89PAS
38PHY
Balanced
Mariana Rangel
64
VE
Rangel
AM
19
0
88PAC
44DRI
60SHO
53DEF
89PAS
31PHY
Balanced
Graciete Monte
62
PT
Monte
WF
22
0
92PAC
44DRI
57SHO
34DEF
64PAS
54PHY
Attack
Akane Taniguchi
80
81-83
JP
Taniguchi
ST
20
1
88PAC
76DRI
80SHO
51DEF
65PAS
77PHY
Balanced
Mohamed Dsouza
66
AE
Dsouza
WF
20
0
96PAC
77DRI
39SHO
48DEF
39PAS
64PHY
DefendBalancedAttack
Bench
Nick Bailey
70
JM
Bailey
CB
19
0
88PAC
35DRI
64SHO
63DEF
60PAS
87PHY
Eduardo Policarpo
71
BR
Policarpo
WM
22
0
85PAC
71DRI
50SHO
52DEF
80PAS
56PHY
Efficient
Marie-Noël Lenormand
83
FR
Lenormand
ST
40
0
94PAC
72DRI
86SHO
46DEF
73PAS
79PHY
Gunter Bühler
60
65-71
DE
Bühler
WB
20
3
87PAC
39DRI
54SHO
66DEF
50PAS
50PHY
Aleix Cabeza
71
79-85
ES
Cabeza
WF
19
3
84PAC
78DRI
64SHO
35DEF
61PAS
48PHY
Ramatou Sanogo
70
71-73
CI
Sanogo
WF
22
1
84PAC
72DRI
66SHO
35DEF
57PAS
56PHY
Vicente Soto
73
VE
Soto
WF
22
0
89PAC
73DRI
82SHO
46DEF
47PAS
53PHY

Accolades

Goalsverse
Legacy
80 days to go
Club has not been tracked by Goalsverse for 90 days yet
Pro
Locked
Club has not cracked the top 100 leaderboard
Verified
Earned Jul 7, 2026
User has claimed their club
Coach
Locked
Granted by Goalsverse to select users who tutor others in the game

VerseSight

Beta

Pin this as your club to unlock deep, personal analytics drawn from your full match history.

Shot DNA
Go-to finishes & xG edge
Finishing Zones
Where you convert
Composure
Holding up late & at the break
Mentality
Front-running vs comebacks
Owner-only · pin above to unlock

Skill rating history

Tracked over time
Rank 4
1,688
Current SR
+1107d
+6230d
1,688Peak

What the data says

4 of 5
Win rate
Des-picable wins 57% of their matches — 245W / 187L over 432 games.
Big Stage
Compares Knockout vs Ranked once each has 5+ matches recorded.
Momentum
Climbing fast — up 62 SR over the last 30 days.
Favorite server
Plays most on Europe - London - G001 — 60% of their tracked games.
Form
On a 5-match winning streak.
Marie-Noël Lenormand
Top Goalscorer497Marie-Noël LenormandST83
Averages 1.37 goals per game. Clinical.
Marie-Noël Lenormand
Top Assists233Marie-Noël LenormandST83
Averages 0.64 assists per game. Creative.
Marie-Noël Lenormand
Top Apps364Marie-Noël LenormandST83
Featured in 364 matches for the club. Ever-present.