Flavien Costa

This fiery French engine dances through traffic with velvet-touch dribbling, though his glacial top speed often forces him to rely on endless stamina to track back. Before kickoff, he insists on loudly reciting nursery rhymes to his shin guards, leaving his teammates both bewildered and terrified. His relentless grit on the ball makes him an unplayable maestro in the midfield despite his baffling pre-match ritual.