Malcolm Harper

This lightning-fast American wingback is a relentless powerhouse who dominates the flanks, though he occasionally suffers from lapses in defensive positioning. To sharpen his focus, he insists on balancing a single unpeeled banana on his forehead for ten minutes before kickoff, leaving his teammates both baffled and slightly terrified. His explosive speed and aerial dominance make him a nightmare for opponents, provided his chaotic tactical discipline holds steady.