Germaine Kinda

A ferocious engine in midfield, this Burkinabe dynamo combines elite physical dominance with explosive, charging runs that tear through defensive lines, despite her comical tendency to completely whiff on every aerial ball. She insists on meticulously lining up six sprigs of grass in her right boot before every whistle, a peculiar ritual that leaves her teammates both baffled and slightly terrified. Her aggression is a constant force of nature on the pitch, even if her headers are best left for the opposition to clear.