Valentin Reina

This Colombian titan dominates the midfield with unmatched athletic ferocity and lethal aerial dominance, even if his poor short passing accuracy often leaves much to be desired. He demands every teammate touch a rubber ducky hidden inside his left sock before kickoff, a ritual the squad endures only to satisfy his monumental ego. With him anchoring the pitch, the defense is an impenetrable fortress led by a man whose brilliance is rivaled only by his absolute cockiness.