Anita Weber

This Swiss maestro possesses a lethal long-range strike and clinical intuition, though her lack of acceleration sometimes forces her to play as if time itself stands still. She once famously spent an entire pre-match warm-up balancing a heavy football on her forehead just to prove she could maintain her signature calm under absurdity. Even with her stiff agility, her close control remains a work of art that leaves defenders clutching at thin air.