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CanardParodie

Goals
0 views·Tracked 29 Jun 2026·Active 8 Jun 2025·Updated 9 Jul, 04:00
111
Matches
56
Wins
55
Losses
50%
Win %
4.98
xG / 90

Current squad

1v1 · 4-3-3 (Attack)
Squad OVR8246,950Depth44Build-upBalanced
Defend
Mariela Gil
82
83-84
VE
Gil
GK
20
1
78DIV
98REF
86HAN
85AWA
66DIS
80ATH
Balanced
Tijmen Ouwerkerk
78
81-85
NL
Ouwerkerk
FB
19
2
92PAC
59DRI
54SHO
81DEF
80PAS
70PHY
Defend
Janine Thornley
82
GBEN
Thornley
CB
22
0
85PAC
56DRI
49SHO
81DEF
81PAS
89PHY
Defend
Marinela Castiblanco
77
CO
Castiblanco
CB
25
0
61PAC
70DRI
60SHO
88DEF
48PAS
85PHY
Balanced
Lea Lisi
84
IT
Lisi
WB
22
0
96PAC
77DRI
50SHO
83DEF
79PAS
78PHY
Balanced
Lucette Heylen
82
BE
Heylen
AM
24
0
79PAC
84DRI
79SHO
61DEF
81PAS
69PHY
Balanced
Andrea Cespedes
82
CO
Cespedes
CM
22
0
89PAC
71DRI
73SHO
72DEF
83PAS
78PHY
Balanced
Mona Sultan
81
QA
Sultan
AM
24
0
95PAC
79DRI
82SHO
65DEF
90PAS
35PHY
Balanced
Viviana Navarro
84
CL
Navarro
WM
37
0
90PAC
83DRI
83SHO
67DEF
75PAS
70PHY
AttackEfficient
Janet Ascencio
84
MX
Ascencio
ST
22
0
90PAC
83DRI
83SHO
28DEF
81PAS
70PHY
Balanced
Christopher Auffret
82
FR
Auffret
WF
21
0
93PAC
85DRI
77SHO
59DEF
62PAS
76PHY
DefendBalancedAttack
Bench
Efficient
Rosena Raphael
82
HT
Raphael
ST
24
0
79PAC
80DRI
79SHO
42DEF
87PAS
73PHY
Varya Umarova
71
80-88
RU
Umarova
WM
19
4
90PAC
71DRI
55SHO
51DEF
75PAS
51PHY
Efficient
Aroa Tovar
75
ES
Tovar
WF
24
0
89PAC
80DRI
68SHO
52DEF
49PAS
72PHY
Romulo Caria
80
PT
Caria
WM
22
0
93PAC
69DRI
78SHO
74DEF
78PAS
66PHY
Oumarou Atangana
77
82-88
CM
Atangana
CM
20
3
79PAC
63DRI
66SHO
58DEF
89PAS
80PHY
Sean Cook
81
83-85
AU
Cook
CF
18
1
84PAC
79DRI
73SHO
49DEF
84PAS
75PHY
David Holzinger
78
AT
Holzinger
GK
24
0
69DIV
84REF
85HAN
78AWA
73DIS
78ATH

Accolades

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Pro
Locked
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Verified
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User has not claimed their club
Coach
Locked
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Beta

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Shot DNA
Go-to finishes & xG edge
Finishing Zones
Where you convert
Composure
Holding up late & at the break
Mentality
Front-running vs comebacks
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Skill rating history

Tracked over time
Rank 6
1,470
Current SR
-337d
-4430d
1,514Peak

What the data says

5 of 5
Win rate
CanardParodie wins 50% of their matches — 56W / 55L over 111 games.
Big Stage
Rises to the occasion — wins 56.4% in Knockout vs 38.5% in Ranked.
Momentum
Cooling off — down 44 SR over the last 30 days.
Favorite server
Plays most on Europe - London - G001 — 32% of their tracked games.
Form
On a 5-match losing skid.
Rosena Raphael
Top Goalscorer61Rosena RaphaelST82
Averages 1.49 goals per game. Clinical.
Mona Sultan
Top Assists76Mona SultanAM81
Averages 0.87 assists per game. Creative.
Janine Thornley
Top Apps109Janine ThornleyCB82
Featured in 109 matches for the club. Ever-present.