Ueli Fischer

After miraculously recovering from a shattered wrist caused by an intensely competitive game of Yahtzee, this friendly Swiss midfielder has become an unstoppable force who dominates the pitch with his immense strength and relentless stamina. Despite his poor aerial ability, he wins duels through pure aggression, even if his first touch occasionally leaves something to be desired. He is a physical powerhouse whose iron-clad mentality and commanding presence make him a nightmare for any opponent.