Guy Cazenave

A blur of unstoppable French flair, he tears defenses apart with lightning speed and lethal long-range shooting, though his positioning often wanders. To focus, he meticulously polishes his boots with grape juice before every kick-off, a quirk that leaves his teammates bewildered yet terrified to intervene. Despite his tactical gaps, his electric charisma and finishing prowess make him the undisputed heart of the attack.