Rodolphe Gomes

Despite his sluggish top speed, this friendly Frenchman dominates the midfield with raw physical strength and an uncanny ability to win every aerial duel. He still laughs about the time he accidentally snapped a corner flag in half while celebrating a header so intensely that the whole assembly collapsed. Though he has a tendency to get overly aggressive, his silky first touch and powerful dribbling make him one of the most feared and beloved players on the pitch.