Nando Aguiar

This arrogant Argentine maestro glides past defenders with hypnotic dribbling, though he possesses the aerial prowess of a garden gnome. Fuelled by a childhood where he had to outrun aggressive geese to steal snacks from the park, he transformed his fear into lethal ball-carrying speed. While his lack of strength often leaves him grounded, his flamboyant confidence makes him the undisputed protagonist of every match.