Dusan Jakab

This Slovakian center-back is an aggressive force of nature, compensating for his lack of acceleration with soaring leaps and ruthless tackles. To lock in his focus before kickoff, he inhales the scent of an entire lemon, which always makes his teammates quietly steer clear of him. While he is an absolute disaster at winning offensive headers, he commands his defensive line with a flamboyant and authoritarian flair.