Katrin Christensson

This swaggering Swedish maestro dances through defenses with lightning agility and lethal strikes, though her touch can occasionally desert her at the worst moments. To settle her ego before kickoff, she meticulously braids her own hair using only three pieces of dried spaghetti while staring blankly at the wall. Her teammates find the snapping of the pasta deeply unsettling, but they can't argue with the match-winning screamers that follow.