Vladislav Ban

This assertive Croatian striker cuts through defenses with elite football IQ and blistering sprint speed, though his erratic finishing often balances out his brilliance. Before every match, he insists on loudly reciting nursery rhymes to his left boot, a bizarre quirk that leaves his teammates both confused and cautiously impressed. Despite his underwhelming heading ability, his relentless movement makes him a terrifying prospect for any backline.