Emelian Myshchenko

This imposing Ukrainian defender dominates the penalty area with sheer force and leap, though he often struggles to stay composed when facing crafty, high-speed dribblers. Before every kickoff, his usual calm demeanor gives way to a bizarre ritual where he insists on having every teammate sniff a dried sprig of dill to ward off bad luck, leaving the squad baffled yet oddly devoted. Despite this strange quirk, his relentless physicality remains the unshakable bedrock of our defensive line.