Djalma Luan

This charismatic Brazilian center-back is a blur of speed and elite defensive instinct, though he sometimes fumbles in the air due to his questionable heading. To get game-ready, he insists on kissing the right ear of every locker room security guard, a quirk his teammates find bizarre but endure for the sake of his dominant defensive shifts. While his situational awareness can be hit-or-miss, his lightning acceleration ensures that no attacker escapes his reach.