Majid Crouch

A relentless human barricade, he dominates strikers with overwhelming physical power and an insatiable hunger for the ball. Once, he famously headbutted a rogue pitch-invading seagull out of the air to stop a match disruption, though he still struggles to actually direct his headers toward teammates. His fiery mentality ensures he never stops sprinting, even if he remains his own biggest tactical headache.