Xaver Kellner

Fuelled by the trauma of being cut from his youth dance troupe for being 'too heavy,' this flamboyant fullback uses his massive frame and blistering acceleration to bulldoze wingers off the ball. While his tactical positioning often crumbles under his own frantic energy, he compensates with ferocious aggression and an unstoppable, highlight-reel physical style. He plays with the chaotic confidence of a man determined to prove that pure power is the ultimate art form.