Rama Stoessel

This fiery Argentine winger relies on explosive speed and phenomenal balance to terrorize opponents, despite a notoriously clumsy first touch. To stay focused, he eats exactly three dried apricots while standing on his hands in the locker room, a sight that always leaves his teammates shaking their heads in silence. He is an unstoppable force along the flank, provided he doesn't have to control the ball under pressure.