Emmanuel Chatelain

This French engine terrorizes midfields with ferocious aggression and an elite touch, though he refuses to head the ball under any circumstances. Before every kick-off, he insists on loudly reciting nursery rhymes to his left boot to stay focused, a quirky ritual that leaves his teammates both bewildered and mildly embarrassed. While he lacks pace, his relentless stamina and leaping ability make him an immovable force in the center of the park.