Poppy Quigley

A flamboyant midfield force, she covers every inch of grass with electric speed and endless energy, though her aerial game is hilariously non-existent. She demands total focus by loudly reciting nursery rhymes to her left boot before kickoff, a ritual her bewildered teammates simply laugh off. While she struggles to hold off physical challenges, her majestic dribbling makes her an unmissable spectacle.