Juan Salazar

This friendly Salvadoran striker terrorizes defenders with blistering pace and lethal finishing, though he possesses a notoriously head-scratching inability to connect with crosses. Before kickoff, he religiously braids a single strand of grass into his sock, a bizarre ritual that leaves his teammates endlessly bewildered yet appreciative of the goals that follow. His natural flair and elite composure in front of goal make him a dynamic, if eccentric, offensive powerhouse.