Oliver Diongue

With explosive pace and ferocious sliding tackles, this Senegalese powerhouse covers ground like a human lightning bolt before his gas tank inevitably runs dry. He once notoriously chased a stray dog off the pitch mid-match just to get the ball back faster, showing a fiery intensity that blindsided even his own coach. While his defensive reading is elite, he sometimes forgets that football requires endurance beyond the opening hour.