Leroy Harris

This lightning-quick Jamaican winger uses his explosive pace to dance past defenders, though his occasionally clumsy first touch can baffle both his coaches and the opposition. To ground his humble soul, he meticulously balances a raw scotch bonnet pepper on his head for ten minutes before kickoff, a ritual that leaves his bewildered teammates desperately steering clear of the spicy potential collision. Despite his tendency to trip over his own feet in traffic, he remains an electrifying presence who attacks every match with pure, earnest heart.