Mauri Lehto

This calm Finnish fullback is a defensive vacuum who combines lethal slide tackles with blistering speed, though he is best avoiding any cross in the air. To lock in his focus, he insists on wearing two mismatched, neon-yellow socks and juggling an orange before every kickoff, a bizarre ritual that leaves his bewildered teammates constantly trying to hide his fruit supply. Despite his glaring aerial weakness, he remains a rock at the back who dictates the rhythm of the game with cool efficiency.