Otto Russo

This reserved Argentine is a lightning bolt on the wing, shredding defenses with explosive dribbling and a world-class first touch, though his suspect balance occasionally sees him tipping over like a ragdoll. Before every match, he meticulously aligns exactly seven dry beans in his locker, a bizarre superstition his teammates observe in hushed confusion as he enters his pre-match zone. Despite his stubborn insistence on this ritual, his match-winning brilliance ensures everyone puts up with his eccentricities.