Nena Barbir

This flamboyant Croatian full-back dominates the air and physical challenges with terrifying intensity, though her lack of defensive discipline can occasionally leave her caught out. To maintain focus, she insists on brushing her teeth exactly three times with bacon-flavored toothpaste before every match, leaving her teammates equal parts baffled and grossed out. Her game is a spectacle of pure, high-octane athleticism, provided she doesn't get too distracted by her own brilliance.